gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

God gotcha!

Said when something bad happens to someone who recently did or caused something bad to another, usually the person stating the phrase.

A man has his credit card rejected after cutting an old lady in line at the grocery store. The old lady notices and promptly announces, "God gotcha!" in the direction of the frustrated and now bitter man.

by Grandma Gee September 18, 2008

Gotcha pepper

That little hot pepper found (one way or the other) in a batch of General Tso's Chicken available at any Chinese food restaurant.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY MOUTH IS ON FIIIIRE!!!

Dude, you found the gotcha pepper!

by TheRealArkayn April 8, 2009

LOL Gotcha

A term used when you prank an innocent bystander (preferably asian).

The person being prank will have no idea that he/she are being pranked until the prankster yells “LOL Gotcha!”

Asian 1 “what the hell why is this area of Popeyes roped off? How am I suppose to get out??”

Prankster “LOL Gotcha! I put up this barrier so you can’t get out!”

by Benson69assslayer January 15, 2020

Gotcha

Having to catch up in a to someone, or something, in a show or book series, or in a physical sense.

P1: "Man, we're falling behind in this race.. I gotta catch up"
P2: "Yeah man, I gotcha too!"

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P1: "Have you seen the latest episode of that new series?"
P2: "No, I've been pretty busy"
P1: "you gotcha soon man, it's really good!"

by Dezzi February 10, 2015

gorch

farting in the bath tub and then eating the bubbles that surface.

a friend of mine taught me to gorch while we bathed together.

by doormouse April 6, 2009

Gotcha

A variation to the Houdini. While in doggy style, pretend to orgasm on the lady's back. (spitting would do) As she turns around to see all the heavenly glory, nut in her eye and yell GOTCHA !!!

Did Jeanette get surprised when you gave her the Gotcha?

by punkyqb9407 January 3, 2008