Pussy Goggles

When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a

"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO

by .xXPUSSYSLAYER69Xx. June 17, 2019

Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007

Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008

tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003