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Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021
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foster high school

School in Tukwila full with drug addicts and hoes having sex with like 20 guys. Graduation rate increasing bit by bit through the years most diverse school in the nation.
by Puta.madre101 December 4, 2016
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foster bitch

A bitchy foster mom. Examples are stealing kids from good homes under strange circumstances where the police were involved and ,saying they will take care of them, only to treat them like a red headed step child and put them in more strange situations.

If they had a pregnant foster child they might not even feed them etc, or make them share food with the son of the hosue who is a pervert.
St. Mary's county is full of foster bitches. I feel bad for the wonderful kids there and can't wait to help get my pregnant girl out.
by mr.gman420 August 4, 2009
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foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day
Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
by steviesupreme November 4, 2014
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foster's whirlpool

Sex act in which one takes a can of Foster's Australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners anal cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. The act can include a lego surf guy. Just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don't have to send the lego diver in after him.
Man, this chick let me do a Foster's whirlpool to her. Yeah. Lost the lego guy though.
by ludeboi69 March 7, 2016
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foster case

by juicy josh h October 22, 2016
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foster fuck

A foster fuck is someone that is constantly used by others as a rebound. But in a way that they show the hurting person how amazing they should be treat. Like fostering an animal to find it’s forever home. Similar to the movie Good Luck Chuck.
Him: “You’re so good to me and treat me so well, but I don’t want to date you.”
Her: “ Oh I know, I’m just a foster fuck for you, until you find someone that you think is better.”
by KiloRomeoWhiskey October 31, 2019
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