swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011

flukin

Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.

Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"

by Matt April 5, 2004

Fluker Bye

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"

"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"

by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008

flukron

A character in a role-playing game from the BBC 606 message board. Flukron has super-human powers, and is able to anything, to anyone, at any time.

Flukron destroys H-bomb with his discarded toenail clippings.

by Son of Flukron June 10, 2007

Flukump

the soud of liquid being poured very rapidly out of a container such as aluminum or glass bottle.

Did you see how fast he chugged that beer? it sounded like flukump, flukump, flukump.

by billy mays September 18, 2007

flukery

The act of performing an accidentally successful stroke, as in billiards/pool, such as aiming to pot a ball in one pocket but accidentally managing to get it into another. Or, potting another advantageous ball altogether.

"That was a total flukery."

Most commonly practiced by people named "David" or "Brian".

by YoLePoko September 5, 2014