fish flapping

the female equivalent to tea bagging

When playing The Last of Us as a female, she can't tea bag like a man so she uses her smelly fish to go up and down on the face of the corpse which is defined as fish flapping.

by sexyFrendo June 23, 2015

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017

gum flapping

Gabby won't shut the fuck up

Gabby is gum flapping again

by MrButcher December 21, 2016

u fappa to pappa

Honestly the worst insult known to mankind, this word is known to destroy planets in seconds, was thought to have been the reason the Big Bang happened...

>ur mum gae

>ur dad lesbian

>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa

>**universe explodes**
>no survivors

by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Dog flapper

A cross between (69) and doggy style...

Cristina: George

Cristina: George and I had dog flapper last night.
Evan: I know I heard you.

by Noncy steve September 29, 2019

slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.

Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017