Interbeastial Fagottism

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

by Thousand June 13, 2005

fagotto

A bassoon, in Italian, with variants in several other languages including German (Fagott) and Armenian (fakod in Western Armenian and fagot in Eastern Armenian). The name comes from the word "faggot", meaning a bundle of wooden sticks, which the instrument resembles. Has nothing to do with being gay.

Io suono il fagotto (I play the bassoon).

by pentozali June 16, 2012

Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.

I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.

by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009

Flaggot

A person who actually believes that the Confederate Battle Flag or any symbol of the Confederate States is a symbol of any sort of heritage.

That flaggot does not know that the battle of Gettysburg was the largest single slaughter of American lives on American soil prior to 9-11.

by ArgueMax.com August 4, 2015

Flaggot

Someone who drives around with one or more rebel flags hanging off the back of their truck or minivan.

Hey look there's another flaggot driving around like an idiot.

by Crowdawg October 10, 2015

Fagotti

(Bassoon) traditional name for a woodwind instrument in the double reed family

I play the fagotti in the school orchestra

by MissRuss November 14, 2014

flaggot

(n): a person who is simultaneously really fucking butthurt about the Confederate flag being legally banned nowhere, while beins super pissed that they see pride flags around

"OMG! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE SYMBOLS OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE? WTF HAPPENED TO MY SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND RACISM?!?!"
"Jim, don't be such a flaggot."

by Selfcurlingpaes July 20, 2015