ferclempt

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.

"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.

by FunThrax January 23, 2007

feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."

"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power September 5, 2007

freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Feckless

Someone without character, spineless, worthless

John Ratcliff is a feckless cunt.

by Youarenotwhoyouare June 12, 2020

Feckin eejit

What you call someone that has no common sense or intelligence

Hey Africa is a state right?”no it’s a continent you feckin eejit

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018