Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

by The dead sea May 19, 2016

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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

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Evaculate

Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.

"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."

by Sexoholic October 13, 2012

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Immaculate conception high school

The best school in jamaica. Beautiful,intelligent,intellectual and gorgeous humble females attend this school.They are sometimes hype but don’t medz that. Jc boys seem to love these females but immac girls are very delusional in a way they are manipulated by jc men.Get a immac girl‼️Where phenomenal women attend😋‼️

🙋🏽 ♀️: I attend The immaculate conception high school
POV:why are those jc,Wolmers,George’s and kc men following that intellectual phenomenal female thag attend ICHS🌸😋‼️

by A Jc Ute 🤙🏿 October 27, 2023

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