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direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.
My MSN has direct file dysfunction.
by Requiett April 9, 2008
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Dysaniac

A person suffering from dysania who finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning even after a good night's sleep, no hangovers and no other medical conditions.

These people usually have enough energy once they get off the bed so they are absolutely not lazy.
Rho missed the 9am class today...again. What's wrong with her?
She's a dysaniac. She'll surely make the 5pm class.
by ea25 July 23, 2011
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Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.
Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.
by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012
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dysonpussy

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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Dysrectional

1) To be directionally challenged.

2) Unable to easily follow directions.

3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.
1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.

2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.
by dborlando February 12, 2023
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active dyslexia

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.
by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
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erectile dysfunction

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 25, 2006
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