Dysrectional 

1) To be directionally challenged.

2) Unable to easily follow directions.

3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.

1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.

2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.

Dysrectional by dborlando February 12, 2023

directionally challenged 

1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left

2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.

3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.

Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.

Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!

Woman: You just turned left instead of right.

Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.

directionally challenged by Joy Rising March 26, 2010

Directional 

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

Directional by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

Directional 

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

Directional by wickedNH February 6, 2004

Directional Cancellation 

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

Directional Cancellation by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

bi-directional smack 

The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.

Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...

Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.

bi-directional smack by Luc February 16, 2005

Directionally Retarded 

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

Directionally Retarded by LemonZest June 19, 2016