Derkin

A special hot sauce made in Bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming.

Customer-"can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

Doorknob

a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.

SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal

SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again

SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing

by wheatwillrockyou January 5, 2009

Dork

A whale's penis.

The female whale was so overjoyed by the sight of her partners dork.

by Suzie Bee August 8, 2018

derkahood

The state of being a derka and/or state of being related to stupidity,ignorance, idiocy, irrationality or messed-up-ness

Let the moron wallow in his own derkahood.

by DOS Emulation July 25, 2006

danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Jewish Doorknob

When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.

My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.

by JSol102710 October 10, 2011