Howdy Doody

Getting up and looking into the toilet before flushing to see what's there.

Even though he was in a hurry, Buford performed a "Howdy Doody" before finished his business.

by ExecUtron May 15, 2007

doad

1 : COMRADE, ASSOCIATE

2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEER b : one of a pair : MATE

3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition.

4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes

5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.

"Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"

"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse"

"Doad! Its good to see you doad!"

"My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!"

by Matphat June 9, 2004

doad

scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area

Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad

Here man look at the size of my doad

That dog just doaded on my shoes

by Rodney Spank January 10, 2008

doad

similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.

Also used as a term of abuse.

"Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"
"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris."

by Bellster July 12, 2006

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

doading

a neverending search for higher meaning; partaking in the ancients;

After a fine day of doading, little Wendell was all tuckered out.

by coach j December 13, 2004

doad

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003