Red diver ass muncher 

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

Red diver ass muncher by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

Swallow Diver 

The swooping motion of a females mouth in a diving fashion to engulf a mans member without hesitation nor moral obligation.

Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?

When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.

Swallow Diver by Yodes III May 4, 2009

lane diver 

where a person driving on a multi-lane road will recklessly cross at least 2-3 travel lanes at once. (turn signal optional)

usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver

that idiot just dove across all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the exit

in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear

(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)

lane diver by chachawatcher May 28, 2009

silent scuba diver 

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

silent scuba diver by chughes January 10, 2007

The Reluctant Cave Diver

When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.

Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.

Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...

The Reluctant Cave Diver by Tramps October 7, 2008

Tokyo Dumpster Diver

The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to circle-jerking except this act involves feces.

ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!

FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!

ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!

Tokyo Dumpster Diver by m00ng04t February 20, 2009

Meatless Muff Diver 

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

Meatless Muff Diver by Grinder100 October 12, 2009