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Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!
Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!
by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022
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dessert

A slang term for "post-credit scenes"
I thought the movie was over, but the dessert really surprised me with that hilarious post-credit scene!
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
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Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation
I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation
by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024
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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 21, 2010
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021
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swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt
It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert
by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023
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