Kansas Cornholer

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas

I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.

by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012

iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009

Whispering Cornhole

The art of eating corn, Then farting it at high speeds from your anus .

Example 1 : we ordered KFC last night. I stole the corn so i could practice my whispering cornhole.

Example 2: Jenna nearly took out my eye when she whispered her corn across the room.

by Mitch original September 22, 2016

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018

cornhole the roll

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)

“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.

by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018