asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

Fathomable Chestnut

fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid

Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.

by Larry the libster March 18, 2023

Hayden Chestnut

the biggest dragger in skipperville, al. Guarenteed to see in pictures with more than 3 blondes

omg hayden chestnut likes blonde girls

by Madalynn Mcrainey December 15, 2022

Chestnutted

Female version of being t-bagged.

You just got chestnutted in your face homie.

by WendyPendy November 12, 2022

wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021