numb chucking

From Robot Chicken: Intravenously injecting Novocain into your blood stream so you cannot feel anything and then letting your buddies beat the shit out of you.

Byran and I went numb chucking with Guillermo. Guillermo shit his pants.

by [e-mail] May 22, 2006

cracking

Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.

My friend downloaded Microsoft Word, and is cracking it right now.

by Umbepo August 6, 2005

Melon Cracking

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night

by The blackbird December 20, 2008

Wise Cracking Rabbi

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.

Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

by Overweight Chumbawumba February 27, 2011

Rib cracking drunk

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.

dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!

by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

checking a bag

To make a large sum of money

Damn warren buffet is checking a bag

by mr. b January 2, 2014

Chanking

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

by Coltrane May 25, 2005