frozen burrito

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.

"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."

by ephidryn March 30, 2009

Spicy Burrito

While recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your dick all the way into the back of her throat. On the second gag, she should throw up on your dick while you pull out. The girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up.

"Dude, Ted gave Amanda a Spicy Burrito last night when she was drunk"

by phx kid November 5, 2006

Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

Burrito Foreskin

Refers to the large part of a burrito fold that contains no beans, meat, or cheese.

I tore off the burrito foreskin and proceeded to enjoy my beef burrito

by Adrian Ulmo November 11, 2007

Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

by toushiama February 16, 2010

seven layer burrito

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.

I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.

by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010

Orville's Burrito

When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.

"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."

by Michael L. Johnson March 16, 2004