Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

by johnny alans February 19, 2010

bottle pop

When you take an empty water bottle (usually the half-liter size) and begin twisting it in the center while the top is still on. Once you've twisted it to a point where you can go no further, you aim the bottle and carefully twist off the cap. The pressure inside of the bottle shoots the cap off and makes a distincive 'pop' sound. Failure to remove the cap quickly enough usually results in a 'fizzler'.

"A true bottle pop can go as far as 100 ft."

by Psylicide September 26, 2005

Batfleck

Batfleck - The soon to be, incredible take on the Dark Knight, by none other than Ben Affleck. Batfleck was a term created on Twitter when Affleck was announced to play Batman in Batman Vs. Superman.

Nerd 1: I can't believe they cast Ben "Gigli" Affleck as Batman! What is the world coming to?
Normal Dude: I think Batfleck will be quite cool.
Nerd 1: What did you say?
Normal Dude: I said he could be cool.
Nerd 1: Who?
Normal Dude: Batfleck
Nerd 1: BATTTTTFFFFLLEECCCKKKK

by TheRobDogg October 6, 2013

Batfleck

A white, heterosexual male that participates in Social Justice activism. Such a person is often seen has having a 'White Savior Complex' as they only ever confront other white people in political discourse. This concept arises from the most prevalent theme in super hero movies that the villain is an evil white male, and POC can only be saved by the white hero, who often sacrifices himself to defeat the villain. Such plots are particularly common in Ben Affleck movies.

This guy obviously thinks he's batfleck. He can't go five minutes without virtue signaling.

by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020

bottle of water

types of accents saying it...

bri' ish: bo'oh o' wooh ahh
American: boddle of wah'dder
african: botle ohf wotah
indian: bottal of wutah
the actual word: bottle of water
your dad:

by wolfzo July 7, 2022

bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

by Nco November 23, 2003

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

by losen it 08 October 19, 2008