Big Mac Conservative

A conservative who doesn't believe in anything higher than money and pleasure.

A conservative who sucks dick to the oligarchs and the Israel lobby.

Big Mac Conservative: ugh muh liberty muh big macs muh porn Israel is the only democracy in the middle east!

by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 16, 2019

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Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008

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Big Mac Conservative

A conservative who believes in nothing but big macs and porn and supports Israel

Big Mac Conservative: But muh big macs muh porn!

by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 17, 2019

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Big Mac 69er

When a girl shoves a Big Mac inside her and the guy eats it out of her ass.

Guy 1: I think your girls on her period.
Guy 2: Nah, that’s just ketchup from the Big Mac 69er she did last night.

by PussyfootedHoe69 December 7, 2019

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bryson is a fucking fat piece of shit who can smell mcdonalds from miles and miles away he will sit on you if you dont give him food within every 20 minutes and he is very scary. you can also hearhim from miles away walking all of the earthquakes are from him getting up which only happens every 5 years

person1: holy shit run its big mac bryson hes been awoken
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us

by nigalopellord2.0 February 28, 2020

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