iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absecon

A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.

kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."

by King Andrew Awesome Sauce December 22, 2008

Abeed

Abeed is a derogatory term used against black people. It means slave in Arabic.

Other variants: abd, abed, ab3d, 3abeed

lol, im not showing you how to use abeed

by A70 August 21, 2020

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Abeda

Abeda is a highly clever individual. She is very likeable and has a strong inner circle of friends. She is talkative at times but people love listening to her. She has a heart of gold and is extremely modest. Whenever there is a situation to be tended to she steps up as the leader. Leadership is one of her great strengths.

Affectionate, warm and cheerful people, Abedas' can be counted on to bring sunshine into other people's lives. Dignified, playful, ambitious and loyal, they're known for being exceptionally generous. They are distinguished by a heightened sense of justice. They like to philosophize and at the same time judge the correctness of the actions of humanity as a whole.

Penny is an abeda. She is so philosophical.

by Aloopotato August 21, 2020

arsedropper

When you pee and shit for 3 minutes, and then sit on the chair and then pee all of your carpet down.

When i was home. I had screaming shits on the arsedropper.

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012