wooly jaw

Another word for unshaved vagina. It was first used in appalacia in or around the 1970's.

That whore better give me some wooly jaw tonight!

by tragicj88 December 15, 2017

Wooly neck

A tuft of hair that's on the back or sides of your neck but not connected to your head or your back hair

You've got hair on your neck. Oh yeah that's just my wooly neck

by sheppehh March 13, 2020

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s the smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020

wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020

wooly boy

1. A guy who is very emotional, weak, fragile, often acts like a little bitch, he is soft (like the wool of a sheep)

2. A closeted homosexual

1. Matt used to be so cool now he acts like such a wooly boy.

2. I suspect that JP is a wooly boy

by DankestOfDefinitions May 19, 2017

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022