Warsnof

-When a seahorse impregnates a unicorn.
-One of many peevish people who make you want to impregnate a unicorn.

"Hey dude! have you seen my unicorn?"
"Yeah man. Shes over there. I think shes been Warsnofed!"

"I hate that guy so much! he just makes me wanna Warsnof a unicorn!!!"

by Dr. Warsnof December 26, 2012

The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.

The Star Wars Holiday Special: a cinematic masterpiece.

by NileCrocodile August 2, 2020

The Great Galactic Wars

The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.

- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

Star Wars

Science fiction you can watch without neccessarily being a nerd.

I watched Star Wars last night and it was awesome as always. Then I went to bed and dreamt of something other than Star Wars. The next morning I went to work and didn't think about Star Wars all day. That night I went to a party and didn't talk about Star Wars once.

by NINny May 4, 2003

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004

Food Wars/Shokugeki No Soma

An entertaining echi anime with an interesting plot revolving around Yukihira Soma along with his various friends, rivals, and acquaintances. It has many memorable characters along with a well structured plot. (Note, echi animes are generally full of fanservice. They may not be suitable for all audiences, and are basically toned down hentai.)

"Have you watched Food Wars/Shokugeki No Soma? "
"No, but I plan to."

by Kekistani Liberation April 21, 2018

Sperm Wars

An intense competition that spans over roughly nine months. A group of men ejaculate into a cup and afterwards the mens' semen is mixed. A female volunteer is then inseminated by the mixed semen and nine months later when the volunteer gives birth, the baby's physical appearance as well as DNA(to be certain) is compared with each of the players. The player who is the baby's father is the winner.

Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.

Lets settle this over sperm wars.

by SpermWarrior January 16, 2011