Formality wash

A very quick hand wash (generally not involving soap) by a person who has just urinated in a public restroom, expressly to let others in the restroom see they haven't left without washing, when otherwise - had there been no one else in the restroom - they wouldn't bother

Restroom patron 1: "That guy barely got his hands wet at the sink, then walked out!"

Restroom patron 2: "Yeah, that's a formality wash"

by RUFKM? August 28, 2009

Brand-washed

When one believes that a brand-name product is better than a generic product.

Xena paid 400% more for an item of clothing because it had A&F, she is brand-washed.

by Nafasha January 5, 2010

knob wash

A blow job that really sucks because the girl is too drunk and basically just drools all over your dick.

Man, that girl was so drunk, she left my dick soaking after that knob wash.

by B. Anana January 19, 2010

weeny washer

the act of sucking on a penis.

that hoe is a weeny washer

by Geoman123 September 29, 2010

Evan Walsh

The Man. The beard. The Hero

Evan walsh is the man.

by friendlyfire09 January 21, 2011

i-washed

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.

Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."

by mrmrpopo November 27, 2011

Dylan walsh

Somone who has a great personality, they will be sure to charm anyone who they meet. Loves to spend time with their friends. It is common for a Dylan walsh to enjoy themselves in just about every aspect of life, apart from some of the harder things like studying for a test etc. If your name is Dylan Walsh then your name might be Dylan walsh

Your name is Dylan walsh

by Bossxian May 17, 2021