Skip to main content

Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
by ebabe February 15, 2010
mugGet the Twitterhitter mug.

twitterbutt

An app that "is like Twitter but ..."

Typically the `but` is something that Twitter already does or is such a minor difference it doesn't matter. Alternatively it could be very different than Twitter but, in those cases, it's typically an undesirable app.
Herp Derpington: "You're a programmer? I have an idea for an app. It's call My Log-Log. It's like Twitter but for your time in the bathroom."
Dev: "Not another twitterbutt."
by LtCmdDudefellah April 6, 2014
mugGet the twitterbutt mug.

Twitterbating

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.
by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016
mugGet the Twitterbating mug.

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.
I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!
by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018
mugGet the Twittercitis mug.

Twitterbait

To entice someone to make an ass of themselves on Twitter.
The best way to find out the truth about Area 51 is to Twitterbait Donald Trump by posting about how much more Obama would have known.
by HappyGrrl July 16, 2019
mugGet the Twitterbait mug.

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.
"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"
by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025
mugGet the Twitterbating mug.

Twitterbuse

What Most People do when they first get on twitter.
Twitterbuse: 1.Trying to follow 2000 people in day. 2. Spamming your biz link every 3 minutes and hoping someone clicks. 3. Trying to follow 10,000 people in a week
by TheMauiMarketer August 26, 2009
mugGet the Twitterbuse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email