Teahydrated

The state in which one is dehydrated due to a lack of Tea.
Side effects include: Irritability, stress, and nausea.
Consumption of said tasty beverage usually relieves all side effects of teahydration.

"You seem a little on edge today man."

"Yeah my bad, I think I'm just teahydrated"

"No worries, we'll stop at the next convenient store and get you to drink up."

by Gaius Regulus June 30, 2009

Georgia Tech

The lack of happiness.

There are two times that a Georgia Tech student is happy: when they get in, and when they get out.

by A GA Tech Student November 12, 2009

techie

A technician. One who works on the technical aspect of any production. Often work into the wee hours the night before a show opens and still receive little recognition.

Without techies, we wouldn't have a show.

by red dragon July 17, 2003

Tech N9ne

Amazing underground rapper. Better than any other, especially that stupid dumb looking F*** lil wayne

I can write a verse and take the sun away... DARKNESS
Say good bye to light bcause it's gone today... DARKNESS
Ain't no smiling happiness is done away... DARKNESS
Watch me paint a pic that'll make you run away... DARKNESS
-Tech N9ne

by USMC13 January 29, 2009

tech support

the meaningless job that all Devry drop outs get stuck with becuase they are to lazy to graduate college, but just smart enough to piss someone off on the phone and accidently hang up on them because i'm so goddamn pissed off that i just tried to hang myself with my phone cord but i'm such a raging pansy that everytime i get close to blacking out i freak out and just continue on with the call. Tech support reps are the most pent up raging potential violent crimnals in America. I hate my life and i don't give a shit if you can't get on the internet.

Caller:i can't get on the internet
Tech Support: is your computer on.
Caller:uh... is that the big gray box or the small black one?
Tech:(on mute:Kill me now God.) The big one.
Caller:it's supposed to be on?
Tech:(on mute: why do you allow people to live God?)Yes Sir.
Caller: Well give me a minute and i'll turn it on.
Tech:(on mute- You stupid ass hole turn on your goddamn computer before you call, i hate you,your wife,your children even your cat, i hate your cat.) Sure thing Sir take your time.(since i've got all f-ing day.) That's what i'm here for.
Caller: Your such a nice person to be so patient with me.
Tech: Thank you sir.(on mute-i wish death on you. Why? why did i deserve this living hell?)

STOP CALLING ME I HATE ALL OF HUMANITY. That's tech support

by TSPAUL January 21, 2006

Tech N9ne

1. the greatest rapper to pick up a mic
2. MUCH better than lil wayne's sorry ass
3. One who is a straight up boss
4. Another word for "genius"

Tech N9ne is unbelievibly amazing at everything

by tyloess March 6, 2010

Tech Junkie

A tech savy person who cannot function/live without constantly being connected to the current Technology. This person is constantly thinking and/or talking about the current tech or whats just around the corner. Whether its the internet, HDtvs, gaming consols, smart phones or the latest Blu-Ray release, this is the guy you go to for your tech info & advice.

I wish Tim would just put his phone away when we are at the dinner table. Stop updating Twitter & Facebook & have a conversation with your wife! Oh well, I guess thats what you get when you marry a Tech Junkie.

by zman420 May 15, 2011