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sweatpant stalagmite

A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.
Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?
by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008
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Facebook Stalin

n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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joesph stalin

leader of the ussr after lenins death. communist true commie. kinda like Jeremy Corbyn but bigger balls and not gay
best man ever
A = im finna shoot u in the name of the ussr
B = LONG LIVE JOESPH STALIN
by leader of the lizard people August 6, 2018
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stalin bot

stalins resurected body. anti-capitalist bush killer, seeks marines for sustenance.
i smell freedom....stalin coffin away!
by Lord piethon October 5, 2004
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Stalinazi

A person, government, thing or institution having the worst combination of features from both Nazism and Communism.
A Stalinazi is a person who has the gun grabbing tendencies of a Nazi and the socialistic, bureaucratic and savage bent of a Stalinist.
by Xuxa the White November 2, 2003
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cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.
by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
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Stalone

(verb)

- To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will

- To do something that stalone might have once done
I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stalone that orange juice.
by pcaponerit December 28, 2005
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