Soil Enthusiast

a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)

Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!

by lil_billofficial March 12, 2020

dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante

you're on dervish soil

by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 8, 2012

Soiled

Meaning that you shat your pants.

Father I have soiled myself.

by shittihs February 17, 2023

soil rock

Clumps of dirt

“Soil Rock is the weakest rock on Earth.”

by MrSmiley1 February 6, 2024