shashed

Shit faced.

"Man i was soo Shashed last night."

by Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryce January 29, 2008

shashni

shashni is a loveable ,attractive, gorgeous ,enjoyable ,kindhearted ,sexy,beautiful girl who everyone is waiting to talk to and is really good at sports such as netball.

there's a hot explosion that's a shashni for sure

by shashni January 12, 2018

Shibbity Shashum

A phrased used to throw off or confuse a person that you find annoying. Can also be used as just "Shashum" for short. It is followed by pointing at the ground and babbling about eels, Japan 4, baggage, and badgers.

Also can be used to end a conversation you are no longer interested in pursuing.

Creep - "Hey Van! did you hear about.."
Van - "Uh, Shibbity Shashum." (point at ground)
Creep - "What?"
Van - "Japan 4, came with the baggage?"
Creep - "Baggage?"
Van - "For the eels and the badgers. Shibbity Shashum..." (casually walk away)

The Creep is now left confused.

by Van Houston March 19, 2008

shashank

to be shanked in a flawless manner

today I'm going to shashank that guy

by funny laughs May 4, 2008

The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017

shashaunah

A total hot babe; a woman of distinction with eyes of a sensual Demi-Goddess!!!
#rhnegatives

#annunaki
#elohim

Look at that female she got it all, a hot smoking body and a divine personality to match, She MUST be a shashaunah!!!

by shashaunah March 25, 2017

shashka

Pretty fucking cool sword made by Russians, very strong and light due to the liberal amounts of vodka being spilled on the blade whilst smelting. Looks fucking amazing and sci-fi but unfortunately angry russian women sliced off too many of their returning soldier husband's dicks with them in return for their infidelity and their production has now been halted, due to Russian men, and in particular all men, being rather partial to their dicks.

Damn! Look how cleanly she sliced his cucumber with that shashka!

by WhiteJaguar October 20, 2017