stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Scumped

When you lick a mans taint while he jerks himself off

John said he wasn't gay and I wasn't allowed to touch his booty or his package so I scumped him to avoid making him feel awkward.

by Rusty Smylze March 11, 2018

Scumped

When the person got messed up so bad the got scuffed and slumped.

Holy Sh*t Nick got scumped

by Ski mask the Scump god March 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Slumped

Getting slumped is where u get stabbed or shot or punched in the stomach so u back bends and you slowly start tripping then die or survive

He got slumped

by Purple man sip nip April 2, 2019

slumped

when ur high asf and then u fall asleep so u bitches who judge people for smoking weed need to stop using it incorrectly

“damn I was slumped asf yesterday”

by black air forces April 12, 2020