While wiping your butt you accidentally get poop on your hand in which you proceed to wipe off on the toilet paper roll leaving for all to find later.
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I hear that Janice stood up for her self and took names, she's on the road to becoming a shellybien.
by Jennifer September 7, 2004
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Also known as a synonym for foursomes,wild sexual activity and heavy alcohol usage.
Also known as a synonym for foursomes,wild sexual activity and heavy alcohol usage.
Oh whats wrong with her ? Nothing, she is going through a Shelly.
I just had a shelly man, it was awesome !
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by Mahuda December 15, 2010
Get the Shelly mug.a horrible girl who isn’t fair to others around her, she treats her “friends” with disrespect and likes to control them, she feels as if she is on top of the world and no one can get in her way, she is not the type of person to be associated with, dont be like her
“i was having such a great day until i met Shelly”
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Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
by Shezza@hot November 27, 2012
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