to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011
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The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.
by Diego September 3, 2003
Get the staffie mug.An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.
Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.
by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011
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"Daaayuum shawty you so swafty!"
by a swafty shawty October 18, 2008
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She's the school staff prostitute.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
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If it weren't for these terrible people, Trabuco Hills High School would be a much happier, more productive learning environment.
Most ride golf carts, have an obvious God-complex, and get some sort of sexual thrill from torturing the children they've been given power over.
But, most of all, their favorite form of torture is putting these children though verbal abuse for "crimes", never spoken of until the day the staff claimed they were commited.
A word to the wise: You are no longer allowed to leave the THHS locker rooms after PE class until the bell rings, even if you're fully dressed. You will be punished without a previous warning.
If it weren't for these terrible people, Trabuco Hills High School would be a much happier, more productive learning environment.
Most ride golf carts, have an obvious God-complex, and get some sort of sexual thrill from torturing the children they've been given power over.
But, most of all, their favorite form of torture is putting these children though verbal abuse for "crimes", never spoken of until the day the staff claimed they were commited.
A word to the wise: You are no longer allowed to leave the THHS locker rooms after PE class until the bell rings, even if you're fully dressed. You will be punished without a previous warning.
I'm sorry, my friend. I wanted to hang out with you, but the THHS staff were busy beating me with chains for talking on the phone with my mother, who was delivering me news of my grandmother's death.
by Jackson Twenty May 16, 2008
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