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soap opera

A monotonous television drama that is on everyday, five days a week, 52 weeks out of the year. Soap operas are known for their attrocious acting, their unrealistically attractive women who have had 5 or 6 plastic surgeries.

On a soap opera the average age difference between a parent and child is roughly 8 years. (Yes, usually a 40 year old woman on a soap will have a son that is over 30)

On any given soap opera episode there are anywhere from 3-6 different storylines, usually interrelated somehow. Every few years or so, the same episodic material is completely recycled. Soap operas are all about couples seeking to elope because their families are enemies. On most soaps there are between 15-30 characters broken down into 2 or 3 families. Someway the families know each other. Either they are business partners or elsewhere.

A soap opera is a show where you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a tampon commercial.

In every soap, in every scene their is a fireplace in the background and a tote of wine.

A soap opera is a show to watch for people with a lot of time on their hands or don't have a life!!!
Mom: Oh, how wonderful, Ridge is about to propose to Brooke!

Me: What is this the 23rd time?

That's a soap opera
soap opera by hatelife677 July 7, 2009
Related Words

Soap Nutt 

When a male masturbates using soap and it irritates his urethra making it painful to ejaculate or urinate. Although not gender specific, women tend to avoid this condition.
My best homie was cleaning his penis, one thing led to another, now he's in the ICU with Stage 4 Soap Nutt. Let's pour one out for my best homie please, Huzzah!
Soap Nutt by Borgdaddy Luz August 15, 2020

soap lagoon 

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen
I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam
soap lagoon by massivebitch March 12, 2022
Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement
45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you
SOAP BAR by conscience January 25, 2005

soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.
soap opera by LudwigVan December 12, 2003

Soap rapes Roach 

In a hidden Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Easter egg, Soap approaches Roach and shoots him in the foot and proceeds to rape him. Turns out soap is gay. This Easter egg is top secret and only a handful of Call of Duty franchise fans have been able to complete it.
“Yo did you do that Call of Duty Easter egg?”

“Nah what is it

“Basically soap rapes roach! I guess he was gay”

“I think I saw that on the news”
Soap rapes Roach by Fella slime October 10, 2020