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Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
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polly prissy pants

A little girl doll owned by South-Park's Eric Cartman. She often likes to pretend to be Salma Hayak.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004
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creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!
"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."
by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006
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pants on the ground

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.
Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P
by 10pm January 28, 2010
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plantsexual

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual is not a valid sexuality
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!
by Anonymous December 25, 2003
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