Prostitostomy

When a prostitute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.

Hooker: Hey baby, looking for a good time? Interested in a little Prostitostomy?
John: I think I'll just take a nice glass bottom boat.

by Dr. Bdizzle February 5, 2017

Prostitoddler

Someones promiscuous kid or teenager, who will become a prostitute later in life.

Uncle Bob said his permiscuous neice Shelly will grow up to be a prostitoddler.

by Bendover dickholder April 1, 2017

Prostitagilly

Pronounced Prost-E-tag-illy
The wobbly or jelly legged feeling one gets after having sex for a long period of time or in strange/difficult positions

I'm all prostitagilly after that round of sex

by Foxthistle May 13, 2014

prostithought

Getting paid to think.

You prostithought an idea for someone

by Defininitions May 30, 2018

Prostitot

underage teenagers who are dressed like hookers.

Did you see that girl in the leather boots and halter top. What a prostitot.

by BlackWillow June 26, 2009

prostitot

all of the little freshman girls who wear way too much make-up, wear their itty bitty hollister and abercrombie clothes, have even littler titties, and do it with every upper classman who can't get any from any other girl in school.

Girl one: Damn that little prostitot needs to put on some clothes!
Girl two: you know all the ugly upper classman like it

by cheer_chick422 March 29, 2009

Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.

1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!

by razorninja February 23, 2008