Procrastathon

A series of procrastination for multiple events all strung together. For example, you have homework for 4 classes all due the same day, but instead of doing a couple and procrastinating on the others, you procrastinate on all of them at the same time.

Jimmy: "hey dude, you finish that stuff for your sociology and your physics classes?"

Tim: "nah man, i ran a procrastathon this weekend."

by asianpanda March 17, 2011

Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

Procranstonating

Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.

Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."

by crd637 November 18, 2013

procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.

Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.

by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015