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Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 ๐Ÿ˜– "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Podcaster 1 ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ...

Hym "This โ˜๏ธ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
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Pixsaster

(noun)

1. The tragicomic experience of searching for an image online and being served results that are hilariously, horrifyingly, or bewilderingly wrong.

2. Any search engine fail involving images that creates unintended comedy, confusion, or embarrassment.
โ€œI typed โ€˜cute kittensโ€™ and got a taxidermy exhibit insteadโ€”total pixsaster.โ€

โ€œBe careful what you Google; yesterdayโ€™s pixsaster still haunts my chat history.โ€
by APedant October 18, 2025
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You just canโ€™t help but love pookster
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