piss stones

A male urinal, especially in a pub or bar

Oih lad, where's the piss stones I'm brasting

by The Gilmeister January 11, 2014

Cum Piss Poo Water

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.

James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?

by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021

boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself

''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''

by wayynnee October 17, 2008

lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

Pisces

The most emotional, yet reasonable of all 12 zodiac signs. Pisces have some of the most abstract and spiritual dreams which greatly reflects on their unique personalities and makes them stand out from the rest of the signs. However they can be easily misled, weak willed and escapist. They live idealistically but can be very hopeful and faithful. Their emotions play an major role on their decision making, which is usually why things only get worse when Pisces are going through tough times. However do not be fooled by their weaknesses for they are excessively intuitive and observant. A smart Pisces can catch a liar in a heartbeat, which makes them great detectives and lawyers. Their emotions are the most valuable to them and they will do what ever it takes to avoid emotional pain. Just like porcupines have needles to protect them from being eaten, Pisces has a heightened sense for catching a liar or fake before you can hurt their feelings or lead them on. If you are in love with a Pisces you will have to stay faithful and remain caring, in return they will do the same. Hook up with someone else while your with them and they will drastically lose interest, especially if its sexual. This is because you distorted their dream of a "perfect place" with your carelessness, and this dream is now a nightmare. Treat them right and they will love you deeply, they will always make sure your living healthy and happy, and will always come to you for their emotional and physical needs.

A Pisces is probably the last person to yell at someone, and probably the only person out of all 12 signs that actually cares that your having a bad day. however, this kindness is equally in war with their negatives such as self-escapism and self-pity. Hence why they are represented by two fish, one swimming upwards and the other swimming down. Most Pisces are more concerned about the problems of others then with their own, which is what makes them so unique yet self destructive

by palidamn February 17, 2010

Rest In Piss

Pissing on someone grave

You lied to me,so I hope you Rest In Piss.

Fuck You and Your Bullshit I hope you rest in piss forever.

by Young King Boss December 8, 2020

piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009