Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"
Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011
Get the Pataskala, Ohio mug.A word used to insult a person, place, object, or event which one feels is queer. The word Pata is used when something is considered to be uncool or a fag thing to do.
Guy 1 - "Yo Bro, I am never going to get married."
Guy 2 - "What you mean?"
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Guy 2 - "What you mean?"
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by Chegwin October 22, 2006
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person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!
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person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder
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Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!
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person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder
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Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?
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1)"Patatine fritte" is the italian word for CHIPS (fried potato)
2)If U say that a girl is a "Patata" or "patatina" means PRETTY or CUTE or FUCKABLE
3)Means, brutally, CUNT (VAGINA)
1)"Patatine fritte" is the italian word for CHIPS (fried potato)
2)If U say that a girl is a "Patata" or "patatina" means PRETTY or CUTE or FUCKABLE
3)Means, brutally, CUNT (VAGINA)
-Mi paiacciono le patatine fritte-> I like chips
-Guarda che patata-> Look at that pretty slut!
-Che bella patatina che ci hai!-> Whatta beautiful CUNT U have, my darling!
-Guarda che patata-> Look at that pretty slut!
-Che bella patatina che ci hai!-> Whatta beautiful CUNT U have, my darling!
by TrapanoTS November 19, 2004
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eg. banging someone prohibited, knocking someone up
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