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Philly fans 

Classless sports fans who have turned collective whining into an art form. Best known for pelting Santa Claus with iceballs and booing sick children. Ghoulish houligans who deserve the annual hope-suckage created by the early playoff exits of the Eagles and Flyers.
Clay Aiken is to music what Philly fans are to sports.

If you woke up today in a drunk tank with a black eye, you are likely a Philly fan.
Philly fans by Fraud Exposer June 29, 2009

Philly Jawn 

A girl like 5'1", She's hella fun, she mad woke, natural looking, full of self love, she smells like aloe, coco-butter and some good things.
She doesn't do breakfast, so you better be gone by morning.
She been eating good, she orders the veggie-wrap but she isn't vegan yet. She's been drinking less, and her skin is clear.
She doesn't chill with people who aren't real.
She doesn't entertain drama.

She a Philly Jawn.
"Philly Jawn, she like 5'1", hunny hella fun
Low-key, shorty mad woke thats the shit we on
Looking natural, self love, its a good thing
Smell like aloe, coco-butter and some good dank"
Philly Jawn by Coffee=Bae February 21, 2021

philly fakeout 

"When having doin' it doggystyle, the male says, "Baby I'm gonna go" He then proceeds to spit on her back. She turns around suprised, says, "Is that all you got?" Then, bam, all over her face, preferably the ear.
"Man, I gave this girl the biggest philly fakeout last night. She was so suprised."
philly fakeout by 8-Ball November 17, 2002

Philly Vacation 

Lawn chairs on a crowded sidewalk.
Philly Vacation by JoeNJ2 September 4, 2011

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time
Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.
Philly Twofer by Jah Real May 13, 2013

Philly cheese rape 

Knock someone over and squirt cheese whiz in their ass. 🍆
The Eagles gave Tom Brady a Philly Cheese Rape