Classless sports fans who have turned collective whining into an art form. Best known for pelting Santa Claus with iceballs and booing sick children. Ghoulish houligans who deserve the annual hope-suckage created by the early playoff exits of the Eagles and Flyers.
A girl like 5'1", She's hella fun, she mad woke, natural looking, full of self love, she smells like aloe, coco-butter and some good things.
She doesn't do breakfast, so you better be gone by morning.
She been eating good, she orders the veggie-wrap but she isn't vegan yet. She's been drinking less, and her skin is clear.
She doesn't chill with people who aren't real.
She doesn't entertain drama.
She a Philly Jawn.
"Philly Jawn, she like 5'1", hunny hella fun
Low-key, shorty mad woke thats the shit we on
Looking natural, self love, its a good thing
Smell like aloe, coco-butter and some good dank"
"When having doin' it doggystyle, the male says, "Baby I'm gonna go" He then proceeds to spit on her back. She turns around suprised, says, "Is that all you got?" Then, bam, all over her face, preferably the ear.
"Man, I gave this girl the biggest phillyfakeout last night. She was so suprised."
Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.