Pexting

(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.

1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.

by Chicke December 13, 2013

Posting ice

When you got to type "positive" and your iPhone auto corrects it to "posting ice"

Ryan: I think I love you
Taylor: are you posting ice
Ryan: are you retarded?

by The tip of my nut sack August 4, 2016

petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

Frau-Posting

posting images of a cartoonish German and Finnish girl in online forums with a certain demeaning subject. No one quite understands it yet but it stands out between Shitposting and Shillposting.

"This Frau-posting is worse than the fucking benis meme on /bant/"

by Wakko Kakko January 6, 2021

Not Worth Posting on Facebook

That Shit , That Shit Right There

Not worth posting on facebook

by Skepsis June 21, 2010

Heavy Petting

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003