Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

Palmtoe

A Blackpool slang phrase in which a woman intimately strokes her toes along her partners palms in an attempt to arouse his penis.

I can't wait you to palmtoe me again tonight babe

by Dark destroyer April 10, 2021

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

stank palm

created in "Mallrats", its when you stick your hand in your sweaty crack and subsequently shake someone's hand without them knowing what you did with your hand. Its supposed to leave a stank on someone's hand for a LONG time.

Dude, that guy just totally stank-palmed the principal!! Awesome!

by rasputinlives June 2, 2004

gamer palm

An internal pain of the palm, caused by contact with a mousepad from playing computer games for extended periods of time.

I have gamer palm from playing too much Counter-Strike.

by Trizik September 12, 2005

Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Palm Pilot

A name given to someone who masturbates excessively.

Woah, take it easy there, Palm Pilot.

by Solinox May 14, 2004