pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.

John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.

by Pittsburghtuna February 15, 2014

third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

by roller May 6, 2005

Optionary

Adjective; When something is both optional and necessary.

That zone in the game not required and full of monsters, but it is also full of some great loot. It is completely optionary.

by almightygoogly June 9, 2018

nuclear option

The term for the Republican maneuver to severely limit filibusters in the Senate, thereby granting a large amount of power to a simple Majority.

If the GOP excercises the nuclear option, the U.S. is in deep doo-doo.

by GPF April 11, 2005

option

When a guy is banging some chick from behind, then he pitches her back to a friend, who then takes it to the house.

Last night, my buddy and I ran the option on your mom.

by Jen Hasel April 3, 2008

Oltion

A man with a normally large dick he also gets hella bitches and men

yo i love oltion
me too

by Oltionizcool May 12, 2022

dangly option

nothing but the male genitalia

I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option.

by shawnm June 22, 2005