Mosquito Bloke

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

Mosquito ting

A gyal that always trying to suck a nigga, like a mosquito

Sapphire wouldn't stop hitting my line last night. She a mosquito ting fr bruv.

by coolman4200 July 11, 2018

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Mosquitoes

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it

Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021

Mosquito

A pesky insect that every person hates. But at least, they were the ones who saved Europe and Southeast Asia from the powerful Mongols.

The Mongols
Strength : Can beat everyone easily with their weapons while on horses.
Weakness : Kamikaze, Mosquitoes, Weather, Moist, Adaptation failure.

by Shiine-1 May 3, 2022

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

Skid Row Mosquito

A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.

Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !

by Drog65 June 21, 2017