1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.
2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."
"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"
"Feels Good man."
"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"
"Feels Good man."
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Get the masterbating mug.1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.
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2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.
3) you may not jizz in front of family members
4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.
feel free to add more.
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