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Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.
1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
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Macronesia

All the land in the world.

There is an island group called Micronesia, which causes many to ask why there isn't a Macronesia. Micronesia means "group of small islands". So Macronesia would mean "group of big islands." Continents are essentially big islands, so Macronesia refers to all the continents and so all the land in the world.
I am a citizen of the world. I live in Macronesia.
by The Dudely Lama March 29, 2019
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North Marion High School

AKA Cow Patty High
A high school located in Citra Fl, known for being very country. There are so many black girls that block the hallway and yell. They give you stank ass looks. It is a fairly sized school that consists of many great white, black and hispanic people. We all po', we ain't them forest kids. The AICE program is alright, it be tough sometimes. Then some people in there just need to not be in there. They also act like the exams are the end of the world. Lastly, the only other thing going for this place is the sports.

1. Located in Citra Florida
2. YEE YEE
3. The school smells like actual shit
4. It is full of them country bois
5. Guns and Trucks
6. Make America Great Again.
7. It is full of whores
8. The parking lot has all them bois revving their big trucks
9. They all have trucks to compensate for something
10. They all leave to go to West Port High School
11. AICE Honestly half the kids in there are pretty dumb
12. Student Success Time? Is it even a thing anymore. Pride Period?
13. Building 8 caught on fire!!!!
14. In building 8 two reee niggas caught fuckin
15. Nobody knows how to drive
1. Billy: You smell that?

Bob: Yee yee, smells like North Marion High School
2. Rob: What was that?

Kyle: Yee haw, only school in marion county that knows how to play football.(for a bunch of white people)
by Yee yee boi June 28, 2019
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Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011
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Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.
Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
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Manroni

When a man's areola is larger than average, he is said to have "manroni" or "manroni nipples". Anything larger than a toonie is fair game.
Vince, you have some serious manroni action goin' on!
by DJKham March 30, 2009
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Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.
A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!
by Acamaeda November 21, 2015
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