Macrackle

A famous twitch streamer who is often called MacDaddy and MacBent for his memes concerning his no no square.

Man have you watched Macrackle He’s so bent!

MacDaddy is a no no square warrior.

by NONOMACDADDY November 25, 2018

Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.

1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.

by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

BK Marathon

Where you steal something from a Wal Mart and run to the nearest Burger King.

Carlos: "Hey Justin, want to run the BK Marathon?"
Justin: "Nah, I ran two last week, I'm worn out."

by The Snowtorious B.I.G. March 17, 2011

half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles

person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"

by arunner August 23, 2012

Maury Marathon

When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman

You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!

by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010

boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."

by Robosalt December 9, 2008