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v. To masturbate.
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
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A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.
A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.
the kitten is very pretty
by Cerina April 16, 2006
Get the kitten mug.The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
by Silenthunder December 29, 2009
Get the Shit Kittens mug.A baby cat. When newborn, it has its eyes closed until the 10th day. Like humans, they can't walk at first. Later in the kitten stage, they'll need to loose they're teeth. That's when they bite alot. And you'll see little fangs around the house. Kittens can be one extreme to the other. They can be spastic to loving! And to the complement, they are small and adorable!
by Kitten Lover August 3, 2009
Get the Kitten mug.A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.
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Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"
Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"
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