by NUrban February 15, 2010
Get the Juggalo mug.A group of immature individuals who worship ICP. They have no idea about who they are and instead of looking to themselves to find the answer, they look to other juggalos. As a result, they are all alike and any behavioral stereotypes apply. They're largely bitter individuals who consider themselves a family. Guess what, so does the Foot Clan and the KKK. Mostly they have a deep seated need for companionship. They also require attention, ironically enough, from the people who they say can't understand them. Maybe Mommy didn't hung them enough, I don't know. They also perpetuate the evil that is the "dark carnival".
Person A: Look at that poor soul, he's one of the juggalos.
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him
by John Bigsby October 4, 2005
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A failed, worn-out clown who spends his days trolling for furry porn on the internet. His only source of income is performing tricks at children parties for low cost.
Dude, I just found out my ex hired a juggaloo for our kids birthday. No wonder I divorced that bitch.
by tila-tequila1 August 17, 2010
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by JUGGALOHOMIE4EVA May 31, 2009
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i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown
stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown
stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash
by MExIcan April 12, 2005
Get the juggalos mug.A Juggalo is generally someone who listens to "The Insane Clown Posse". Most juggalos whine and complain about how terrible their life is, instead of growing a pair and dealing with it. Generally a middle class child from the suburbs of sunny Florida.
Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope are a disgrace to all of Detroit, and completely dilute what Detroit is really about. Havin' fun and kickin' ass.
Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope are a disgrace to all of Detroit, and completely dilute what Detroit is really about. Havin' fun and kickin' ass.
Rational Person: Damn, things aren't going well right now. I'm gonna call up some friends to cheer me up.
The next day:
Wow, what a great party haha.
Juggalo: Damn yo, society's fucked up. Why ain't it normal to wear face paint at the age of 22 dog? They discriminatin' at us, callin' us freaks. Why we so poor, why errybody be hatin' on me. MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING.
The next day: Suicide.
The next day:
Wow, what a great party haha.
Juggalo: Damn yo, society's fucked up. Why ain't it normal to wear face paint at the age of 22 dog? They discriminatin' at us, callin' us freaks. Why we so poor, why errybody be hatin' on me. MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING.
The next day: Suicide.
by DxTroit June 18, 2009
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The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.
Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.
Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.
The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?
Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).
Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.
To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.
Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.
Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.
The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?
Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).
Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.
To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?
No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.
So why are you in your hunting gear?
I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.
So why are you in your hunting gear?
I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
by bastardo_bill April 11, 2005
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