Rocket Jesus

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

by Rajjak February 7, 2018

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Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

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lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

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Jesus geek

a person with a passionate commitment to both Jesus and computers

Apparently, some Jesus geek or group of Jesus geeks is hacking into all the non-Christian religious websites and wreaking holy acrimony.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ January 9, 2012

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bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")

Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.

by Lord helix February 28, 2014

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